Kitty the tabby kitten was not quite a cat
She was soft and lean, on exercise was keen.
One day at breakfast, a gnome could not leave the table,
He just sat there struggling, to stand, was unable,
Kitty now inspected all the other gnomes
She was shocked at the state they had got themselves in
And promised herself their exercises must immediately begin.
She would talk to them first, of the dangers of getting too fat,
Then tell them fitness is fun, anywhere, just need a mat.
She spoke to King Oberon who banned the gnomes using the lift.
The advice Kitty gave them was an important gift.
They must fast walk twenty minutes a day
Find time to run out of their office and play.
Kitty asked King Oberon, if she could build a gym
He agreed, it would be good for everyone, most of all him,
To run a kingdom he had to be fit and slim
No good feeling stodgy and sleepy he had to be full of vim.