The Carpet of Cyprus

Sixty Years On
March 23, 2013
The Room
April 6, 2013

The Carpet of Cyprus

At last the carpet of Cyprus has been raised,
And fat greedy maggots on display, Europe can now gaze.
The church pays no taxes at all, the country is in free fall.
The unions make sure , their members are paid even more.
Many only work half a day, you can be sure:
Multiple pensions, they have one or more,
So to pay them, the private sector is squeezed more and more.
Pensions for ministers are more than substantial,
Together with drivers and security personnel, unbelievable;
For a small country of a million souls incredible.
Russian deposits in the banks are enormous.
It seems on the cards, they will be by the state eroded.
But Cyprus systemically is septic and diseased,
The carpet must be disinfected and thoroughly cleaned.