Dear Mr. Cooke
January 20, 2013
January 20, 2013


Written by The Inland Revenue!
I am sorry to say that we used the wrong name
I will hold up my hands and take all the blame
But a further problem has now arisen
I can’t trace your record with this information
To assist in my quest I will need to know
Your National Insurance number and so
I will check your code at your UK pension
And correct any fault in your letter you mention
For even though you don’t intend to return
To these lovely shores where it is rarely warm
You still need a code for your UK income
For assistance provided you are very welcome