Books and Writing

Books & Writing

Fiction, non-fiction & poetry

As Creator and Executive Author, Lady Elizabeth develops original children's stories, characters and creative concepts from their earliest idea through to publication. Her role combines writing with creative direction, ensuring that each project has a clear voice, consistent identity and meaningful connection with its audience.

The Boy Who Wouldn't, the complete series

Six illustrated rhyming storybooks, plus a special Christmas edition, written by Lady Elizabeth Haslam and illustrated by Daniel Hill.

The Boy Who Wouldn't Stop Shooting His Granny, Book 1
Published by Lady Elizabeth Haslam, 18 September 2025 · ISBN 9789925823901
The Boy Who Wouldn't Stop Flying His Drone, Book 2
Published by Lady Elizabeth Haslam, 28 October 2025 · ISBN 9789925823925
The Boy Who Wouldn't Stop Collecting Insects, Book 3
Published by Lady Elizabeth Haslam, 28 October 2025 · ISBN 9789925823949
The Boy Who Wouldn't Stop Skiing, Book 4
Published by Lady Elizabeth Haslam, 28 October 2025 · ISBN 9789925823963
The Boy Who Wouldn't Stop Hogging The Ball, Book 5
Published by Lady Elizabeth Haslam, 28 October 2025 · ISBN 9789925823987
The Boy Who Wouldn't Stop Riding His Bike, Book 6
Published by Lady Elizabeth Haslam, 28 October 2025 · ISBN 9789925824007
The Boy Who Wouldn't, A Special Christmas Edition
Published by Lady Elizabeth Haslam, 27 November 2025 · ISBN 9789925824038

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Also by Lady Elizabeth

Fiction · Historical adventures

The Magic Mini

Electrifying Adventures Through History. The Mini is a time machine. Its owner is an unusual man, the great-grandfather of two brothers who, with their next-door friend Innis, their dog Holly and sometimes a cat called Marmalade, travel through the mists of time, experiencing first-hand what life was like long ago.

The variety of adventures and scrapes they get into gives a real depth and taste of history that children will always remember, stories to be enjoyed by everyone.

It was never formally published: only 100 copies were printed and given away to children to make them smile. Lady Elizabeth is looking to resurrect the book for official publication in the near future.

Cyprus Symphony by Elizabeth Haslam
Poetry

Cyprus Symphony

Lady Elizabeth's first collection of poetry. Arriving in Cyprus in 2005, she was struck by the warmth of the country and the kindness and humour of its people, and set out to capture her experience of the island and the many friends she made there. It seemed to her a kind of symphony, written in verse, as Elizabeth Haslam.

Cyprus Symphony was written for AGAPI, a non-profit organisation in Limassol supporting people in need. It was never formally published: only 200 copies were printed.

Read two poems

Non-Fiction

Famous Firsts

While working in the pensions department at Marks & Spencer, Lady Elizabeth became involved with the Elderly Invalids Fund, a charity that provided invaluable support in helping pensioners discover the benefits that they were entitled to.

Wanting to give something back, she devised Famous Firsts, a fundraising book in which prominent public figures were invited to answer five questions about memorable "firsts" in their lives, including their first love and first job. The contributors responded generously, and the book became a success. To mark its publication, it was given a prominent display in the window of Harvey Nichols in Knightsbridge.

John Mills' Book of Famous Firsts, by John Mills, devised by Elizabeth Sieff. Featuring Sir John Mills on the front cover. Published by Weidenfeld & Nicolson, London, 1984 · ISBN 0-297-78416-1.

Memorable Firsts

A selection of the personal memories shared by well known contributors to Famous Firsts.

Cilla Black, first love: Frankie. They became close after both falling and scraping their knees, then comparing the size of their scabs. From the book Famous Firsts. Jackie Stewart, first success: at the age of fourteen, he won the largest trophy he had ever seen for clay pigeon shooting. From the book Famous Firsts. Barbara Windsor, first memory: hearing her father whistling as he walked down the road on his return from the Second World War. From the book Famous Firsts. Lulu, first memory: watching her birthday cake melt. From the book Famous Firsts.

A glimpse into the memories, loves and successes that shaped remarkable lives.

Also in the works

An ambitious new work is on the way.

FictionAn Epic Real-World FantasyComing soon