Lady Elizabeth Haslam

Creator & Executive Author

Stories that inspire imagination.
Work that champions childhood.

Children's writer, creator of The Boy Who Wouldn't
and founder of The Michael Sieff Foundation.

"The greatest reward? A child's smile."

Famous Firsts, devised by Elizabeth Sieff

Featured work

A creative life in words

Lady Elizabeth's creative journey began long before her children's books. Among her early publishing projects was Famous Firsts, a fundraising book devised in support of the Elderly Invalids Fund and featuring contributions from prominent public figures.

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Who is Lady Elizabeth Haslam?

A creator of stories, and an advocate for childhood.

Lady Elizabeth Haslam is a Creator and Executive Author, children's writer and founder of The Michael Sieff Foundation. She created the illustrated rhyming series The Boy Who Wouldn't and writes fiction, non-fiction and poetry for children and families. Since establishing The Michael Sieff Foundation in 1987, she has supported policy and professional reform affecting child welfare, youth justice, SEND and neurodivergence, guided by the principle that young people should be understood as children first.

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Featured creative work

The Boy Who Wouldn't

An illustrated series of rhyming stories inspired by the humour, curiosity and challenges of childhood, created to entertain children and encourage shared reading between parents, grandparents, teachers and carers.

BOOK ONE

The Boy Who Wouldn't StopShooting his Granny

Unleash the fearless boy within, as he kicks, builds, blasts off to the moon, and somehow wrecks his own house in a whirlwind of unstoppable fun.

BOOK TWO

The Boy Who Wouldn't StopFlying his Drone

Tap into the joy the boy in you still remembers as he flies drones, picks his nose, and texts like a champ with pure, unapologetic happiness.

BOOK THREE

The Boy Who Wouldn't StopCollecting Insects

Relive the wild side of the boy you once were as he farts, raids the fridge, and gets caught in a series of laugh-out-loud disasters.

BOOK FOUR

The Boy Who Wouldn't StopSkiing

Let your inner boy run free as he skis, hypnotises, and stirs up total mayhem with nothing more than a kite and a remote.

BOOK FIVE

The Boy Who Wouldn't StopHogging the Ball

Feel the spark of discovery you thought you lost as he learns to read, write, help others, and suddenly realises he can do anything.

BOOK SIX

The Boy Who Wouldn't StopRiding his Bike

The boy in you will love every disaster as he tries magic, eats the weirdest stuff, and turns his computer into absolute chaos.

Books & Writing

Fiction, non-fiction & poetry

As Creator and Executive Author, Lady Elizabeth develops original children's stories, characters and creative concepts from their earliest idea through to publication. Her role combines writing with creative direction, ensuring that each project has a clear voice, consistent identity and meaningful connection with its audience.

The Boy Who Wouldn't, the complete series

Six illustrated rhyming storybooks, plus a special Christmas edition, written by Lady Elizabeth Haslam and illustrated by Daniel Hill.

The Boy Who Wouldn't Stop Shooting His Granny, Book 1
Published by Lady Elizabeth Haslam, 18 September 2025 · ISBN 9789925823901
The Boy Who Wouldn't Stop Flying His Drone, Book 2
Published by Lady Elizabeth Haslam, 28 October 2025 · ISBN 9789925823925
The Boy Who Wouldn't Stop Collecting Insects, Book 3
Published by Lady Elizabeth Haslam, 28 October 2025 · ISBN 9789925823949
The Boy Who Wouldn't Stop Skiing, Book 4
Published by Lady Elizabeth Haslam, 28 October 2025 · ISBN 9789925823963
The Boy Who Wouldn't Stop Hogging The Ball, Book 5
Published by Lady Elizabeth Haslam, 28 October 2025 · ISBN 9789925823987
The Boy Who Wouldn't Stop Riding His Bike, Book 6
Published by Lady Elizabeth Haslam, 28 October 2025 · ISBN 9789925824007
The Boy Who Wouldn't, A Special Christmas Edition
Published by Lady Elizabeth Haslam, 27 November 2025 · ISBN 9789925824038

Also by Lady Elizabeth

The Magic Mini, Electrifying Adventures Through History
Fiction · Historical adventures

The Magic Mini

Electrifying Adventures Through History. The Mini is a time machine. Its owner is an unusual man, the great-grandfather of two brothers who, with their next-door friend Innis, their dog Holly and sometimes a cat called Marmalade, travel through the mists of time, experiencing first-hand what life was like long ago.

The variety of adventures and scrapes they get into gives a real depth and taste of history that children will always remember, stories to be enjoyed by everyone.

It was never formally published: only 100 copies were printed and given away to children to make them smile. Lady Elizabeth is looking to resurrect the book for official publication in the near future.

Cyprus Symphony by Elizabeth Haslam
Poetry

Cyprus Symphony

Lady Elizabeth's first collection of poetry. Arriving in Cyprus in 2005, she was struck by the warmth of the country and the kindness and humour of its people, and set out to capture her experience of the island and the many friends she made there. It seemed to her a kind of symphony, written in verse, as Elizabeth Haslam.

Cyprus Symphony was written for AGAPI, a non-profit organisation in Limassol supporting people in need. It was never formally published: only 200 copies were printed.

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John Mills' book of Famous Firsts, devised by Elizabeth Sieff, featuring Sir John Mills on the front cover
Non-Fiction

Famous Firsts

While working in the pensions department at Marks & Spencer, Lady Elizabeth became involved with the Elderly Invalids Fund, a charity that provided invaluable support in helping pensioners discover the benefits that they were entitled to.

Wanting to give something back, she devised Famous Firsts, a fundraising book in which prominent public figures were invited to answer five questions about memorable "firsts" in their lives, including their first love and first job. The contributors responded generously, and the book became a success, prominently displayed in the window of Harvey Nichols in Knightsbridge.

John Mills' Book of Famous Firsts, by John Mills, devised by Elizabeth Sieff. Featuring Sir John Mills on the front cover. Published by Weidenfeld & Nicolson, London, 1984 · ISBN 0-297-78416-1.

Memorable Firsts

A selection of the personal memories shared by well known contributors to Famous Firsts.

Cilla Black, first love: Frankie. They became close after both falling and scraping their knees, then comparing the size of their scabs. From the book Famous Firsts. Jackie Stewart, first success: at the age of fourteen, he won the largest trophy he had ever seen for clay pigeon shooting. From the book Famous Firsts. Barbara Windsor, first memory: hearing her father whistling as he walked down the road on his return from the Second World War. From the book Famous Firsts. Lulu, first memory: watching her birthday cake melt. From the book Famous Firsts.

A glimpse into the memories, loves and successes that shaped remarkable lives.

Also in the works

An ambitious new work is on the way.

FictionAn Epic Real-World FantasyComing soon

Children First

Stories can shape childhood and stay with us for a lifetime.

Lady Elizabeth Haslam writes imaginative stories for children and families, filled with humour, warmth and wonder. Her work celebrates childhood, encourages curiosity and helps young readers explore feelings, challenges and the world around them.

The Greatest Reward? A Child's Smile, by Lady Elizabeth Haslam

Featured Reflection

The Greatest Reward? A Child's Smile

A child's smile can speak of trust, hope, safety and belonging, sometimes more clearly than words ever could.

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News & Articles

Latest news, articles and events

Publication news, policy commentary, media appearances and events, from Lady Elizabeth's writing and her work with The Michael Sieff Foundation.

23 April 2025

SEND & neurodivergence report launched at the House of Commons

The Michael Sieff Foundation's working group published "Justice for Children with SEND & neurodivergence."

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The Boy Who Wouldn't

The illustrated rhyming series is available now

Six storybooks plus a Special Christmas Edition, illustrated by Daniel Hill.

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"The Greatest Reward? A Child's Smile."